I feel yesterday's lesson was not enough, and you need more gods. Kneel - KNEEL - before this bunch of pretenders.
No.5: KA - Sofa-headed god of extremely small chariots
No.6: WADJET - Completely-made-up god of crap that gets thrown together after the high-priest's all-night piss-up
No.7: SHU - Extremly nervous god of people who have an allergy to insects and small bitey animals
No.8: SETH - God of YorkshireTHE LESSON ENDS.
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Or the one who conquered Russia: Ra Ra Rasputin.
/sorry
It's a little-known fact that followers of the cult of Seth were known as the Sithee. Tha knaws.
Is blogger going wobbly again?
Hmmmm.....
Anyway, what I said before Blogger went a little strange was:
Wadjet is still worshipped by Budweiser drinkers. FACT*.
*May be a lie.
It looks like kangaroo heads on sticks are back in this season ...
Why do you have a table full of stones?
Oh and teh plastic crap god things too, apart from the fact that they pass an hour or 2 trying to work out what they are the god of. Pretty much spot on so far according to wikipedia.
-skirmishmonkey.
It's my dad's table full of stones. It's his table full of stones
Wadjet just sounds incredibly rude!
Given that Dad's are ace, I am sure it is a lovely example of a table full of stones.
That sofa looks comfy mind.
-skirmishmonkey.
good news: Zuess smiles approval down upon u. Bad news: He must have you castrated before the witching. View it online @ wiccawildewee@zululord.com
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