Thursday, May 05, 2011

Ode to Osama bin Laden

Ode to Osama bin Laden, who would now be pushing up daisies were he not buried at sea

I've written a poem about not poor, very dead Osama bin Laden. I have called it: "Ode to Osama bin Laden, who would now be pushing up daisies were he not buried at sea"

Osama! Osama!
You messed with Obama
And now you've ended up shot.
You sat in my way
That match at Highbur-ay
And that's why I hate you a lot.

Not to mention
All those murders you did.

Git.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stunning work again scary!

Donna said...

I didn't believe he'd been shot on Monday.

Who takes a bin out on a Public Holiday?

Agree with the sentiments of the poet, a True Bard

TRT said...

A voice has been silenced; a voice of hatred and violence, of intolerance and revenge. Be mindful not to replace that voice with your own.

:) at Donna, though.

Mr Larrington said...

Nearly ten years as World Hide & Seek Champion is pretty good going.

Amanda Huggenkiss said...

I'm surprised they found him after all the work he had done ... the blonde hair ... the nose job ... the sex change ... but I guess it was the beard that gave the game away.

WrathofDawn said...

Osama, Osama,
You smelled like a llama,
But your beard was as fine as a goat's.

Since the Yanks tipped you over,
You'd be pushing up clover,
If you weren't sleeping under the boats.

Thankew. Thankew veh much.

Sewmouse said...

Oh, bravo, bravo, Sir! Excellent poetry.

Also too, yours, WoD! Much applause and cheering for the poetic stylings!

My voice isn't spouting hatred, TRT, but joy and relief that ONE voice promoting violence in order to achieve one's wishes is gone. I do not rejoice in his killing, but I do rejoice that never again will he be able to orchestrate the kinds of things that he did on 9/11 and 7/7.

TRT said...

Sewmouse, your sentiment echoes my own. I only hope that people can understand that it's but a fraction of a population that parade in the streets and revel and glory in bloodshed, revenge etc. The door swings both ways; though we may see a hundred or a thousand burning flags, the vast majority deplore it.

Anonymous said...

did you know that 9/11 is 0.8181818181818181818181818181 which funnily enough, if you take 8 and minus 1 (7 7) you get 7. And that 7/7 is also equal to 1. Scary stuff. WHich if you then take 7 and minus 1, you get 6.
If you take all these numbers you get George W bush's mobile phone number.
JUst something to think about.

-skirmishmonkey.