Quite a few of you are on Facebook. Some of you are even my friends. Every now and then, you get one of those round robin status updates asking you to spread awareness of some worthy cause. Happy to help, but, what, I ask of the unworthy causes? Aren't they just as important?
What about those poor people who've had their brains sucked out of their nostrils by the unspeakable, dread terror of Chthulhu, high priest of the old, dark one?
That's why I've come up with this Facebook status update to deal with this all-too-common problem of which no-one dare speak. Let's see how far it goes.
If you know someone who has had their brains sucked out of their nostrils by Cthulhu, please post this as your status. It is my wish for 2011 that people will understand that having your brains sucked out by Cthulhu is not something to be ashamed of. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% who do in honour of someone who has had their brains sucked out by Cthulhu
I don't see any problem with this whatsoever. LET'S MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE TOGETHER!
8 comments:
I've had it up to here with cheap jokes about religious faith. When the stars are right and R'lyeh rises from the oceans you'll be sorry.
You'll beg Cthulhu to suck your brains out through your nostrils, but it will be too late, he'll already be full.
Is this the preist who sucks out your brians?
You may be interested in the link I posted about zombie ants, then. Check your Facebook feed.
I posted - the first comment was:
"Friends Don't Let Friends Summon Cthulhu"
Chris's friend is right. The Voorish sign has not been given, and the Pnakotic Manuscripts are clear about the implications thereof.
I've never been able to got into all that stuff. How the f*** do you pronounce it anyway?
you pronounce it as 'it'.
Quite useful info, much thanks for the post.
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