"What," asked TV's Graham Linehan, thinking aloud on Twitter, "What haven't they done in horror movies yet? Surely they've done it all."
One thing led to another, and it turned out that nobody's made a film about a serial killer in an office block that laminates his victims TO DEATH using a giant office laminating machine.
That is, until now.
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Now I've done the poster, that make it all official, right?