"What," asked TV's Graham Linehan, thinking aloud on Twitter, "What haven't they done in horror movies yet? Surely they've done it all."
One thing led to another, and it turned out that nobody's made a film about a serial killer in an office block that laminates his victims TO DEATH using a giant office laminating machine.
That is, until now.
[Clicky to embiggen] Now I've done the poster, that make it all official, right?
4 comments:
I'd watch it.
What about an actual death by PowerPoint?
Does it for me.
Will Donald Sutherland be in it?
He does it for me. *
*OK I know he's getting on a bit but he's still got it in shovelfulls.
That's what a friend and I used to call a collossally unfriendly woman whose only function appeared to be operating the laminating machine in the elementary school library. We used to volunteer one morning a week in the school library and over the course of the entire school year, The Laminator steadfastly refused to speak or even make eye contact with us. She would trundle in, zombie-like, early in the morning and proceed to laminate hand drawn items and letter for the teachers to display in their classrooms. We were tempted to try poking her with sticks, but feared that suddenly piercing her leathery hide might cause the built up carcenigenic laminating chemicals to cause an explosion.
She didn't look at all like Donald Sutherland, though I highly suspect that if we HAD poked her with sticks she would have uttered that creepy noise he did in "Invasion of the Body Snatchers."
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