There was a young man called Scary Who's ball were remarkably hairy His wife offered to shave But he wasn't brave So she called him a fucking great fairy
There was a young man in a hedge whose knickers were all in a wedge he was out of his head when he shat in the shed and wiped off the excess with sedge.
There was a magician from Bath
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fuuuurst! Stick to the sick-inna-hedge stories
There was a young man inna hedge ...
Whose knickers were all inna wedge...
There was a young man called Scary
Who's ball were remarkably hairy
His wife offered to shave
But he wasn't brave
So she called him a fucking great fairy
There once was a young man from Greece,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
Green grass grew from his arse
and his willy was covered in weeds.
Poems like these I can relate too - DAMN YOUR HOSTS Of DAFODILLS!!
There was a young man in a hedge
whose knickers were all in a wedge
he was out of his head
when he shat in the shed
and wiped off the excess with sedge.
Nicely done, Sewmouse!
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