A cup of tea. But, this being a bachelor pad, the milk carton contains nothing but yoghurt, and there is but one option:
My first visit to the new corner shop.
Down the road, past the gun shop, and into the fine establishment on the corner of Washington Road.
And my first thought on walking through the door is not about milk, but rather:
"My God. Just look at that. People are still buying printed pornography."
And then you realise that you spend far, far too much time on the internet.
And other surpise: People still buy printed newspapers. Live and learn.
8 comments:
You can't swat a fly with the internet. FACT.
No, but you can google how to do it, find a video on YouTube to show you how and take out an online subscription to a print version in preparation of the impending fly heavy pestilence.
In the meantime, however, there are maggots in the butter.
Turd for pints of yoghurt.
It has not gone unnoticed that the aforementioned Washington Road is not viewable with Google Streetview. You going for a Super Injunction, or something? :)
I used to love that gun shop. I was on first name terms with everyone there. Is that a good thing?
You all forgot to ask the most pertinent question.
So did you find that printed pornography has changed much since the invention of the internet?
Are the pictures of naked ladies now or just reused old pics. You can probably tell by the hairdo's.
-skirmishmonkey.
You all forgot to ask the most pertinent question.
So did you find that printed pornography has changed much since the invention of the internet?
Are the pictures of naked ladies now or just reused old pics. You can probably tell by the hairdo's.
-skirmishmonkey.
Surely it's only printed so you can stuff it inna bush for a teenage lad to find, and thus the circle is complete...
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