Tuesday, May 01, 2012

COMIC SANS: THE WAR CONTINUES

"Hello, is that ACME signmakers, makers of signs in MASSIVE Comic Sans, The Font of Champions?"

"Yes. Yes it is."

"Is the MASSIVE sign for our hairdressing salon ready yet, the one in MASSIVE Comic Sans, the font of champions?"

"Yes it is, but I'm not happy. We've had to call in the United Nations and everything. They're pulling their nuclear people out of Iran RIGHT NOW just to look at your sign. This could put me out of business."

"Just be a chap and put up our sign in MASSIVE Comic Sans, the font of champions. Nobody will notice, trust me."

"Don't say I didn't warn you..."

"OK, you're right. People are hurrying past in hoodies. And there's a weird man with a limp taking photos."

Could have been worse. Could have been...

Kids: Just say no to signs in MASSIVE Comic Sans, the font of champions.

9 comments:

NellieVaughn said...

I would think those signs attracts a lot of children.

Mr Collins of dictionary fame said...

They spelt ICON wrong.

Fools!

Ceiliog said...

Those small horizontal lines above and below the 'I' in 'IKON' means that it's not all sans.

Mr Collins of dictionary fame said...

NERD ALERT!

saucers7 said...

I think it looks nice.

NERD said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:IKON_Gallery_logo,_Birmingham.jpg

WeezaFish said...

It's a good job you can't comment in Comic Sans. Spammers would make your life hell.

flip said...

Can you spare some of that hate for Papyrus?

Nick said...

I sense this blog is taking a new, disturbing turn....