"Hello, is that ACME signmakers, makers of signs in MASSIVE Comic Sans, The Font of Champions?"
"Yes. Yes it is."
"Is the MASSIVE sign for our hairdressing salon ready yet, the one in MASSIVE Comic Sans, the font of champions?"
"Yes it is, but I'm not happy. We've had to call in the United Nations and everything. They're pulling their nuclear people out of Iran RIGHT NOW just to look at your sign. This could put me out of business."
"Just be a chap and put up our sign in MASSIVE Comic Sans, the font of champions. Nobody will notice, trust me."
"Don't say I didn't warn you..."
"OK, you're right. People are hurrying past in hoodies. And there's a weird man with a limp taking photos."
Could have been worse. Could have been...
Kids: Just say no to signs in MASSIVE Comic Sans, the font of champions.