On getting your hair cut
"So, what'll it be, sir?"
"Short round the sides, long and spiky on the top. I'll have the Jedward cut, please."
"Rock-hard hair gel to keep the spikes up?"
"Oh, aye. That an' all."
Never – NEVER – joke with your barber. It can only lead to one thing: Extreme FAIL.
Can anyone recommend a decent cheap clip joint?