Wednesday, November 11, 2009

On getting your hair cut

On getting your hair cut

"So, what'll it be, sir?"

"Short round the sides, long and spiky on the top. I'll have the Jedward cut, please."

"Rock-hard hair gel to keep the spikes up?"

"Oh, aye. That an' all."

Never – NEVER – joke with your barber. It can only lead to one thing: Extreme FAIL.

Can anyone recommend a decent cheap clip joint?

19 comments:

Shep said...

First!

I use a place called Harry B's in Southend, which offers a serviceable hair cut for £7, but I think it might be a bit too far away from you ;)

Pseudonymph said...

I unwittingly paid $80 each for my daughters' haircuts. Just because they washed it before and 'dried it off a bit'. Isspay offay.
I hear there's a few good 'shearing sheds' out Wales way...

Debster said...

At least you didnt go for the giant afro look of Jamie.

Scaryduck said...

Debster: In retrospect, I'd let it get a bit long, and that's how the conversation started.

Bertie said...

My daughter's hair looks like Jamie's if I let it grow!

Audrey said...

I know nothing of these Jamies and Jedwards of which you speak. Sadly, my hair is migrating southwards as I approach the Autumn years of my life.

Debster said...

Well I am sure you can have it trimmed 'down there' as well.

Erin said...

Go buy a kit and just shave it off. You'll save money, and blood loss will be minimal. Probably.

TRT said...

Pluck that duck!

Rik said...

We just ask the farmer to do it. Not so keen on the dip after though.

FJ said...

Buy some clippers and let Mrs Duck do it for you - but don't let her do it when she's had a couple of glasses of wine or you'll end up looking like you're recovering from chemotherapy (as my OH can testify)

Felipe said...

I haven't had a haircut for 11 years. There're benefits to being bald.

Jamie Starbuck said...

Hair. I wish.

Debbie Cooper said...

My hair is brown when I let it down

Anonymous said...

Duh! Like try not getting your haircut, like duh forever! Of course depends upon where you come from like what planet? Forever my not exist. But if it does exist, we're all in a lot of hot water! and loads of trouble to boot!

Scaryduck said...

Yes. That.

WrathofDawn said...

This thread useless without photos.

It had to be said.

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

@ WrathofDawn

Like your haircut.

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