First!

I use a place called Harry B's in Southend, which offers a serviceable hair cut for £7, but I think it might be a bit too far away from you ;)
 

I unwittingly paid $80 each for my daughters' haircuts. Just because they washed it before and 'dried it off a bit'. Isspay offay.
I hear there's a few good 'shearing sheds' out Wales way...
 

At least you didnt go for the giant afro look of Jamie.
 

Debster: In retrospect, I'd let it get a bit long, and that's how the conversation started.
 

My daughter's hair looks like Jamie's if I let it grow!
 

I know nothing of these Jamies and Jedwards of which you speak. Sadly, my hair is migrating southwards as I approach the Autumn years of my life.
 

Well I am sure you can have it trimmed 'down there' as well.
 

Go buy a kit and just shave it off. You'll save money, and blood loss will be minimal. Probably.
 

Pluck that duck!
 

We just ask the farmer to do it. Not so keen on the dip after though.
 

Buy some clippers and let Mrs Duck do it for you - but don't let her do it when she's had a couple of glasses of wine or you'll end up looking like you're recovering from chemotherapy (as my OH can testify)
 

I haven't had a haircut for 11 years. There're benefits to being bald.
 

Hair. I wish.
 

My hair is brown when I let it down
 

Duh! Like try not getting your haircut, like duh forever! Of course depends upon where you come from like what planet? Forever my not exist. But if it does exist, we're all in a lot of hot water! and loads of trouble to boot!
 

Yes. That.
 

This thread useless without photos.

It had to be said.
 

@ WrathofDawn

Like your haircut.