I hadn't felt too good.In fact, I felt bloody awful.
Hell of a cold, nose feeling like it had a block of concrete stuck up it.
I was the very definition of “mouth-breather”, for that was just about all I could manage.
Grasping a handful of Kleenex, I decided to give it one final blow before I slammed my head in the oven door.
HONK! Honk HONK HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-NK
And out it came.
A pasta tube.
A foul-smelling pasta tube, for I hadn't eaten pasta tubes in several weeks.
What, I ask, have I done in my life for that to happen?
17 comments:
You know what to do. Put it in a container in the fridge at work marked 'Scaryduck lunch. Do not eat'.
I can get my hands on a jar of phlegm if you want to add a special sauce.
Market it. I Can't Believe It's Snot Pasta.
You can have that name for free.
It wasn't a pasta tube. It was part of your BRAINZ.
Also: What's past tunes? One of those British specialty item foods?
Dawn WINS today's not-proof-reading cock-up award
Error? I thought you'd used a T9 predictive word entry method.
Probably inserted by the FMD in an attempt to cut out the snoring.
Was it 'Al Dente?' Enquiring minds would like to know.
Also, can you imagine if you'd been seen picking that out of your nose whilst waiting at one of Reading's multitude of traffic lights?
Do you have meatballs too?
This thread useless without pictures.
Yum. Just in time for breakfast.
What, I ask, have I done in my life for that to happen?
Answer: read blog.
I was already struggling to keep my breakfast down this morning so thanks.
lmao @ Aunty Brenda n Rik, I just had to explain to the office what I was laughing at
I shall never eat past tunes again in my life.
Also: This award... is there a cash prize?
I thought not.
@ Aunty Brenda
I Can't Believe It's Snot Pasta - I'd buy it!
a pasta-a-day will keep the colds and sniffly noses away!
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