She has snagged him good and proper.
 

I feel ill
 

Looking at that picture I would have to say.....not a lot.
 

Is that the same sausage as the other photo?
 

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Answer to the question and questions about what Ms McGee was thinking of and doing posing for that photograph:

Consider her forename. As I said to a certain person a few weeks ago: "I am well aware of the 'Deborahs' of this world and that they are almost as bad as the 'Tracys' and 'Julies'. Sfact.
 

Well thank you very much.
 

Debster: Just say the word. You know.
 

@the world's Deborahs:

My first comment is a "taking it" one, FYI. What I really think is in this rhyme I thought of many years ago after listening to several people who thought I was a "One of Us":

"Better the Lindas, the Karens, the Tracys, the Debbies and the Julies I knew than somebody like you".

Further "wrong" names can be added and the sexes changed if necessary.

Back to "the lovely Debbie McGee" - she's not about to tongue that sausage is she?
 

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"So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

I'd say it was his sausage.

Debster - what Pseudonymph said.
 

When one first opens this page and sees the picture it doesn't immediately register that he is holding a sausage.

The long brown zombie tongue of Paul Daniels. Mind bleach, please.
 

Westengland: Please don't upset the punters. They know people.
 

More mind bleach this way, too, pls.

Also: Debster - What Pseudonymph said.
 

Now you mention it, it DOES look like a zombie tongue. Mind bleach plz.
 

Debster: what the other ladies said. With added, exCUUUUUSE me?!
 

It is Sunday, and despite previous postings leading your readers to believe we can expost a post every day, there is none today.

I would suggest you continue to post daily, as you have now established an expectation among your readers.

What?
 

Do you think that is the first sausage that he's had in there?