Pound Shop Guy: Can I help you sir?Me: Do you, by chance, sell Rohypnol?
Pound Shop Guy: Why, yes. Yes we do.
Me: Excellent! How much?
Pound Shop Guy: (Sigh) If I had a penny for every time somebody asked me that question, I'd have enough money to buy a gun and shoot you dead.
Me: Well? It's an emergency.
Pound Shop Guy: 50p.
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