Pound Shop Guy: Can I help you sir?Me: Do you, by chance, sell Rohypnol?
Pound Shop Guy: Why, yes. Yes we do.
Me: Excellent! How much?
Pound Shop Guy: (Sigh) If I had a penny for every time somebody asked me that question, I'd have enough money to buy a gun and shoot you dead.
Me: Well? It's an emergency.
Pound Shop Guy: 50p.
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First for a tentative return to the interwebs. And Flew Night Ratsy Pam.
That is all.
Snot bad value though, all that stuff for a pound.
Wherever you go now everything is marked at £something.99 , so you finsh up with a pocket full of 1p's in change.
Why doesn't the Govt (*SPIT*) mint millions of 99p coins? Save a lot of hassle.
Our Pound Shop had a sale a few weeks ago. Everything was 99p! And the t**ts ran out of 1p's! True.
Wow, that's good value. I normally buy my Rohypnol at poundstretcher (or Kwik Save if I really have to). I shall be taking a leaf out of your book in the future Mr Duck.
If it's like their batteries, it'll be past it's use-by date and may no longer be as effective. Which could be a problem.
We could do like the Danes where they used to price at 99 ore but didn't have a 1 ore coin for change. Canny. Mind you, 1 ore was about 1/100th of a penny so you weren't missing much.
Round here they are undercut by the 98p shops.
So you're looking for rohypnal. Big plans this week, or are you just having problems sleeping?
Erin: My guess is he also picked up a shovel and a couple bags of quicklime...
I'm ba-ack!
Yep, this is the first time since last Wednesday I've managed to get it up, woohoo! Oh, and it's good to be back; I've missed you lot.
Did anyone miss me...?
*watches tumbleweeds roll past*
And cheers chaps, I've read all your tips, but I still don't know why I'm having problems getting here.
Maybe my 'puter just doesn't want me to read what's on here...
Anyways, I'm just popping down to Poundland.
Tootles!
x
Oh, Duckles. Nothing about Rohypnol is funny. Nothing.
But on the topic of pound shops/dollar stores, most of the dollar stores around here sell things that are more than a dollar, although not much, so you still have to check for price tags. Then Dollarama opened. No price tags, so my friend asks a clerk, "How much is this?" and the clerk looks at her like she has three heads... Turns out everything really is one dollar, hence no need for price tags. Who knew?
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