Tuesday, November 03, 2009

On Shopping

On Shopping

Pound Shop Guy: Can I help you sir?

Me: Do you, by chance, sell Rohypnol?

Pound Shop Guy: Why, yes. Yes we do.

Me: Excellent! How much?

Pound Shop Guy: (Sigh) If I had a penny for every time somebody asked me that question, I'd have enough money to buy a gun and shoot you dead.

Me: Well? It's an emergency.

Pound Shop Guy
: 50p.

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