Monday, November 30, 2009

On writing a letter to Top Gear

On writing a letter to Top Gear

Dear Top Gear

I couldn't help noticing that undertakers these days are getting to drive some really sporty-looking hearses. Like this:

Unfortunately, the poor saps in the funeral industry are limited to 5 mph and never get to have any fun in their pimped-up stiff-wagons with mega-bass sound systems and under-coffin lighting.

You should have a race. And when Hammond wipes out at a nose-bleed-erupting 27 mph, he'd oven-ready for the local crem.

Go on. DO IT. Today.

I am not mad.

Your pal, Albert O'Balsam

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