It was if an occult hand had reached down and shovelled my pockets with cold, hard cash. For I cannot lie: those very nice people at Blinkbox have paid me cold, hard cash to say how good their movies-and-TV-on-the-internet website is.
After downloading the new Star Trek movie, the rather brilliant Mr Gaiman's Coraline and some old Doctor Who, the Blinkbox experience arrives on the Scaryduckworth-Lewis Scale of Rating Things for Excellence thussly:
"18/20. Julia Bradbury soaked and windswept after a long wet walk up a mountain" - which equates to EXCELLENT.
And I'm not saying that because they're paying me. Honest.
Oooh: Free Bottom
12 comments:
Woo first.
How much?
I keep reading the Blinkbox slogan as "just don't watch". And still I wonder why noone pays me to pimp stuff online.
Or me ... I will not rubbish your products for money.
You're nowhere near as attractive as Belle de Jour
Your honest about selling yourself. I like that.
Is blink Box any relation to Eggy Dave's box?
I watched some Young Ones. It wasn't as funny as it used to be either.
How much?
"Not available in your country."
"This film not available in your region."
Meh.
Still. Take the money. I would
"Episode not available in your country"
Is it just me, or is this a bit Englocentric?
At least you have a soul to sell. Mine has been sucked out by the drudgery of housewifery and the occasional appearance at my Minimum Wage Job.
oooh, bottoms, I do so hope you are over the age of `18? This by t
he way, is the telly vice squad!
@ Pseudonymph
"drudgery of housewifery"? It doesn't look that awful in the ads. What's wrong with you, girl?
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