It all started with a lost cat and ended in WAR. And WAR is HELL.
Regular readers will be aware of my ongoing operation to mess with the head of the self-appointed guardian of our community noticeboard in Caversham. You see, they do not seem to be blessed with a sense of humour, and my attempts to find Lord Likely's poor lost cat Thundercock have ended up in the bin.
As, sadly, did my attempt to find my lost 'Lost Cat' sign, which, too met the same dreadful fate at the hands of the burghers of Caversham. Of course, you realise that this means WAR.
And being in a state of warfare, I am not able to admit defeat, and this is why this latest sign now has pride of place bang in the middle of the Caversham Community Noticeboard, between Costa Coffee, Icelands and Age Concern.
I am more than aware that The Keeper of the Noticeboard will come along in the next couple of days, have a bit of a conniption and bin my latest work.And so he may, for I am already prepared. Feast your eye, the internet, on the next poster.
Your move, melon farmer, your move.
9 comments:
I want to know what happens if somebody returns the "Lost Sign" sign?
Do you continue your search for the "Lost Lost Sign" sign? Not to mention the "Lost 'Lost 'Lost Sign' Sign' Sign' Sign" sign?
p.s. And if somebody was to cover you "Lost Sign" sign with a "Found Sign" sign would that cause a disaster of biblical proportions? (as in dogs and cats living together)
Conniption. A new word for me! Thank you.I shall use it every day*.
*Well, weekly maybe.
Love it.
Your printer supplies re-seller will marry you!
LOST:
- my marbles
- my patience
etc.
Time to buy stocks in the tacks, paper and toner cartridge market. =D
You are so delightful! Never give up the fight! And remember, when "Lost Sign" signs are outlawed, only outlaws will have "Lost Sign" signs.
Thundercock STILL missing?
Poor pussy.
What is going to happen when you run out of quotation marks, eh? Eh?
Now here, here, Mr Scary D my good man, stop stealing everyones cat.
Signed pussycat sweet pea.
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