I've been told my idiot letters of complaint are far too verbose. Straight to the point, then:
Dear Aldi,Actually, now I come to mention it, they get bigger the further you go down the packet...
Your so-called "Extra Large" peanuts appear to be the same size as normal peanuts. Explain yourselves, you curs, as to why they are not the size of a giraffe.
And no, "Wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey" does not a good explanation make.
Your pal,
Albert O'Balsam
Dear Aldi,Crap. That's two stamps wasted.
As you were.
Your newest best pal,
Albert O'Balsam
4 comments:
Posting pictures of your extra large salty nuts on the interwebs now are you?
Wotcher Scaryduck
It occurred to me that there hasn't been one of your ranking lists in a while.
I was tying to work out what the internet's strongest form of damnation is, having just sent an unsubscribe email with the sole text being 'FFS'.
My colleague thinks 'Die in a Fire' is stronger, and I thought what we really need at this point is a cut-out'nkeep Scaryduck Special all time grading system for internet damnations.
Any chance you could provide?
Ta muchly
Alex
Turd.
oh no it don't. Not if its peach cobbler.
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