Today, we are mostly offering our world-weary congratulations to TV's Carol Vorderman for her recent triumph in the 2011 Rear of the Year competition, heading off the Pippa Middleton bandwagon with MATHS, SCIENCE and a PEACHY BOTTOM.People are already asking me a question about this annual tasteful competition - judges giving marks for style, control, damage and aggression based on the Scaryduckworth-Lewis scale - that is in no way sexist and stuck back in the seventies along with the likes of Bernard Manning.
And the question is this:
"How do you enter Rear of the Year?"
The answer is simple: "Ask very nicely."
I thank you.
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I have tweeted mrs vorderman and asked her how I can enter the rear of the year. She has failed to respond. I've tried nicely asking but I fear force is the only way!
I bet she was always bottom of the class.
Todays entry is one for the annals
Was this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798 one of your efforts?
An arse frin the past
Debster: I get blamed for EVERYTHING
Butt I'd prefer Pippa.
When my Dad was on Countdown, he managed to give Carol 'O-R-G-A-S-M' to put on the board. Though it didn't have anything to do with her bottom as far as I can recall. Just sayin'.
This absurd woman has had her arse and tits inflated by chemicals, wears one of those corsets around the waist that two chambermaids have to pull on to tighten up and is pumped to the gills with enough HRT for any 10 normal menopausal old bags.
Pass the puke pail.
PUT YOUR BEST REAR FORWARD SCARIER THAN SCARYd!
"This absurd woman has had her arse and tits inflated by chemicals, wears one of those corsets around the waist that two chambermaids have to pull on to tighten up and is pumped to the gills with enough HRT for any 10 normal menopausal old bags."
I love it when people talk dirty. I got a Class Two woody just at the thought of two chambermaids fussing with La Vorderman's bottom.
Great Robot Wars reference there!
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