Friday, June 24, 2011

On falling victim of the McDonalds Ban Hammer

On falling victim of the McDonalds Ban Hammer

I have received a number of reports from my loyal readers that this site has become inaccessible on the free wifi offered in McDonalds resaurants due to its 'adult nature and themes'. Yeah, right.

You know what's coming: Letter.

Dear Ronald

Congratulations of your recent victory over poor, dead Burger King in the recent Fast Food Mascot Brawl To The Death on Sky Sports the other night. You certainly added "beef" to his "buns"!!!!

However, it has come to my attention that your technical department has banned my wholesome, family-oriented website from your premises, due to alleged adult content.

I am shocked - SHOCKED - at this turn of events and find myself perplexed that my site (an instructional guide for young people to enable them to identify dangerous water fowl) is unavailable in your fine temples of nutricious food.

I appeal, therefore, that you re-examine this baffling decision and unblock my website forthwith.

Get your finger out, fuckwads.

You pal,

Albert O'Balsam
Pubic ...err... Public Service Announcement: If you ever find yourself unable to access this site using the usual channels, it can also be found at feeds.feedburner.com/scaryduckusss. That is all

9 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

First up, Osama Bin Laden. Next Ronald Ban Hammer. We've got your back, Scary.

TRT said...

V. good, Pseuds.

How are you going to blog now, without access to free wifi whilst you have your MuckBreakfast and shave in their loos? You, *shudder*, you might have to go to the pubic library. In fact, I recall seeing a photo of an aardvark that was in a library, right? It's one small step from their to pissing yourself on the chair in the large print section, you know. One 3L bottle of White Lightning from Thresher and it'll be game over man, game over.

Donna said...

That picture you're showing at the top of your story is f***ing scary.

I'd rather walk down a dark alley with clown from IT

Bloody hate clowns.

Donna said...

Oh. and can't get you via WiFi at work either (NHS), Hell I can't even get onto I can has cheezburger? At work any more.

TRT said...

I can confirm you can get a cheeseburger at McDonalds.

Debster said...

Try Wimpy. You can get a Bender Grill, proper knives and forks, waiter service, and free wifi with Scaryduck. And cheeseburgers. And spotted dick with custard. And toilets with locks AND paper.

Anonymous said...

My uni did exactly the same thing - yet this is a highly education site! Shocking!

Donna said...

A 'bender grill'? Work with some people who would think that was JUST FABULOUS.

Do the toilets also come with Hot and Cold (sore) running Junkies? Like the average Maccy-D's up here?

Sewmouse said...

Starbucks then?