Tuesday, June 23, 2009

On the news

On the news

We are, according to a famous dead dude, doomed to repeat the mistakes of history.

Not only that, but the entire news agenda can now be reported through the means of thirty-year-old repeats of Not the Nine O'Clock News.

For example:

BONG! Clerics take control in Iran following fixed elections, street demonstrations

BONG! Petrol surges over £1.00 per litre

BONG! North Korea tests missiles, nuclear warhead

BONG! And finally - Something something oral sex something

"Where," I hear you ask, "Where is the American Express Bbl Bbl Bbl gag?"

Oh... go on then

As my maths tutor used to say: "QED. Quite Easily Done." The twat.

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