Announcement the First
My esteemed colleagues! On behalf of the once-funny Scaryduck blog: Stop eating my chocolate biscuits, you worthless knaves. Fur ihre sicherheit und orientierung – one biscuit in 10,000 has been used in a round of The Biscuit Game within the walls of Reading Gaol. Dare you take that risk?That is all.
Announcement the Second
Long-time readers may remember one Doctor Craig, who graced our comments on a regular basis with
Daily Mail: Dodgy doctor gets pound-you-in-the-arse-prison
The Scaryduck blog's first ever jailing, and it wasn't me. Wow.
Update: A bit of detective work by Legless on B3ta
Update II: Misty has blogged on "Doctor" Craig, with some fabulous additional links.
23 comments:
Wow! Who'd have thought your commenters weren't who they said they were?
I hope none of your readers have the temerity to question my Lordship-ness!
I yam what I yam. Turd.
I'm Brian, and so is my wife!
Bloody Hell! Your post led me to post a link up on B3ta.
http://www.b3ta.com/links/Member_Of_B3ta_Jailed
He was also a member of B3ta and had been up to his tricks on there until I warned him off.
Cheers
Nice one, Legless.
He's an Off Topic meme, you know.
You internet-savvy people.
It's never about anyone else. It's always mememe, isn't it?
Herr Erschreckendente:
Nicht im Kontext vorschlagen "Fur seine Sicherheit und Orientierung" staat dessen?
In Bezung auf "Doktor" C: Ich dachte dass dieses Arschloch war rumpelte vor Ewigkeiten?
Hooray for chocolate biscuits! Boo for wasps, and fantasists with no empathy.
oooh the drama.
Who needs 'stenders, eh?
The longer I liuve, the more normal I ise I am. Scratch below the surface & you find many around you to be dysfunctional in so many ways...
I'd better come clean too.
My parents never did name me "isolator". My real name is Paul. The slightly strange moniker "isolator" came about as a rush choosing of a login name on some forum I joined ages ago. I was looking around desperately & the only inspiration I had was a Gary Numan CD on my desk.
Boring, for sure, but I did say I was normal...
The longer I live, the more I realise I can't type properly either.
...oh, one more thing.
When I read that one of Scaryduck's blog commenters had been jailed, I immediately thought of Julian Mentor. I surely can't have been the only one who thought this? :)
Ooh, isolator42, you know if you say his name, you conjure him up...
But yeah, that's what I thought, too...
"His trips to Prague were rumbled when the current Mrs Colclough found a wedding ring belonging to the current Mrs Colclough (a different current Mrs Colclough)"
And the award for quote of the year goes to...
I too immediately thought of J.M.
Didja check the IP addys, Mr. Duck? huh? didja??
I know for a fact that JM isn't Doctor Craig.
So.
But is Doctor Craig JM?
Well, in the light of all these exposures I might as well confess that I'm not what I appear to be.
I'm actually the King of Translyvania in congnito, and I drink anti-freeze to maintain my sexual prowess. I am a keen fan of Fred Cook (descendant of Capt Cook, who discovered the iceberg that sank the Titanic). I was married to the Princess Margaret Rutherford and havs 34 children with her, most of whom are still sane, and all of them are heirs to the throne and stand to inherit millions of Translyvania Groats from Scaryducks estate when he pops his clogs!
The way you write a capital G with a descender in "DANGER: KILLER WASPS" shows that you're a bit, well, strange, Mr. Duck. But we won't take it any further on this occasion.
JJ - I think thats a given.
Has Isolator42 changed his name in fear of being mobbed by 5-year-olds all desperate for a poo at his house?
I think we should be told.
I feel the need, in the spirit of preventing confusion amongst the easily confused to point out that I am neither a Captain or a Von... although one member of my family was awarded the Iron Cross in WWII. However, we don't talk about Great Uncle Tabitha and his -er- exploits on the Eastern Front.
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