Yeah, yeah, I know: Oxygen of publicity and all that. But if you can't laugh at the loonies, what else is there?
Dear Nick GriffinCongratulations on your forthcoming appearance on Question Time tonight! I hope you do not spoil this enormous publicity coup for the BNP by – for example – denouncing the leadership of our armed forces as traitors and war criminals, before claiming you were joking like the well-known stand-up comedian that you are.
Oh.
Speaking as a journalist, I abhor that fact that you are to take part in a serious political discussion programme, rather than the Batshit Lunatic Hour on TalkSport, but I would be a screaming hypocrite if I did not defend your right to freedom of speech, just as you should defend mine.
That being the case:
You are a complete disgrace of a human being, not fit to lick the boots of those who died for the freedom of this nation and the right to allow you to talk out of your sphincter like the outpourings of rancid meat diarrhoea from the back end of a sick dog.There. Fair's fair. You get your say, I get mine.
Many of your party members claim they can trace their patriotic English roots back the best part of a thousand years. I've got news for you, my wonky-faced friend – I can trace both of our sets of ancestors back to the Cambrian explosion of 580 million years ago, the only difference being that the IQ on your side has actually declined over the millennia.
You're an educated man, so I bet it really pains you when you pass the bucket round at your BNP Karaoke night and Hitler-thons to see all those crisp fivers, knowing that the reverse features images of noted anti-slavery campaigners in the company of lefty do-gooder Elizabeth Fry.
Just one last thing before I bid thee farewell: I note that you have left our glorious England and emigrated to a farm in mid-Wales. Tell me – have you bothered learning the indigenous language? Or was Dr Doolittle otherwise engaged?
Of course you don't fuck sheep. Just a little – in your own words – dark humour.
Still, best of luck tonight. But remember – the heckling, barracking and insults you'll be getting are not some huge lefty Zionist Islamic plot to destroy your party. It's because everybody knows you're a national disgrace and a diseased phallus of the first order.
Your pal,
Duck (Scary)
45 comments:
Hear, Hear
Eloquently said.
Well said!
His mum loves him, though.
His mum loves all of them, I heard.
"... diseased phallus of the first order"
Ahem Mr Duck of Scare. That actually made me feel ill that actually did. Actually.
"I hope you do not spoil this enormous publicity coup for the BNP by – for example – denouncing the leadership of our armed forces as traitors and war criminals"
But that bit made me feel very happy because he is obv a massive turd. Shame this sentence came first in the order of things.
'Eeef you are roiding thees post, it moins oi have been murdered'
Pauline Hanson.
HAHAHAHA
*Applauds*.
Well said, Sir, very well said.
D
*Applauds*
Spot on, absolutely brilliant...
I'm hoping its a beeb ruse to lure him out into the open so that they can electric chair him on live TV. Anything for ratings...
"Congratulations of"...? Shurely "Congratulations for" is what you meant...??? Otherwise not bad at all.
Anon: Yes
If, as you label on your picture, he is a turd, why hasn't someone shoved him through a letterbox recently?
What did the Welsh do to deserve that f***ing turd to emigrate there?
Does anyone know if thay are still using a photo of a Spitfire from a Polish squadren as one of thier adverts ? And did they find time to actually pay the owner of the image for it ?
I wouldn't worry ... unless he represents the view of your fellow countrymen ... he doesn't ... does he?
p.s. Pseudonymph: Oi don't like it ( putting the zen back into xenophobia )
He's a twat. No doubt about that.
Maybe, they should have a pre-selection round for QT, like they do for Mastermind? There are other TV programmes for people prepared to make themselves a disgraced laughing stock in front of an entire nation, nay, world. On the one hand they have Mastermind, on the other Total Wipeout. Maybe they should have a similar one for politics? I for one would pay good money to see Boris Johnson and Nick Griffin battle it out with giant padded gavels atop a platform 50 feet above a swamp filled with rotting ballot papers.
Turdissimus Rex
Ah. So all this talk of posting pictures of arses on the interwebs was to prepare us for this one.
With his black hair and brown eyes, his ancestors obviously enjoyed the pleasure of some of t eimmigrants he is so ready to return.
*stands up and salutes the computer screen* Scary, you are a GOD! The man is a cock, a short stubby useless one (presumably where all this bile comes from). If half the people who've voted BNP knew what their leadership's veiws on the British working class was they'd lose their fanbase VERY quickly
"WHITE WORKING CLASS SCUM will be swept away by a future BNP government." - BNP councillor Simon Smith, 2003
"THE RICH ARE GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO THE POOR." - Tony Lecomber
"I'm no apologist for WHITE WORKING CLASS SCUM." - BNP councillor Simon Smith
Allright. First of all, neither do i know this guy featured in the blogpost nor do i know what he said. From what i've heard so far, he might just as well be a total douchebag.
That said, i'd like to comment on the blog post itself. Being a european, i never understood americans and their "our soldiers are fighting for your freedom of speech, so shut up"-line of thought. While scaryduck is an intelligent enough man to avoid the paradox last part of the sentence, he still insisted on the "american wars around the world = freedom of speech in america"-part. I just don't get it. What does bombing some huts in afghanistan has to do with the freedom of speech in america, like, at all? Please tell me, i'm eager to know. (I really do, this isn't supposed to be a troll post.)
Allright, now for the trolling: As far as i can tell from here, the biggest threat to the freedom of speech in america aren't the people you're currently dropping bombs at but pretty much the guys responsible for your involvement in iraq and afghanistan. (See e.g. the patriot act and many more.)
Greetings from overseas.
Juat noticed that you're british. Nevermind. I'm an idiot.
I'm still curious about the line of thought i mentioned above, though.
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Aunty Brenda: because they're on strike. :-)
Sorry, can't remember my Google account details right now, you know me (or not) as a semi-lurker from B3ta.
"Batshit Lunatic Hour on TalkSport" is excellent, and so appropriate for what I've read about the BNP.
Yes, they are still using the Spitfire. They appear to have missed the sublime irony that it was engaged in killing Nazis to deth at the time.
You with your superior resources, Duck, should try and get hold of Simon Darby's appearance on Jezza Vine's Radio 2 show some days ago. Darby is Griffin's deputy. He was in "debate" with another guest, a stand-up of Indian descent. Darby suddenly interrupts friend comic and harangues him for having the temerity of being a comedian and commenting on political issues. Priceless. If you think Griffin is thick as shit, this guy redifined it. Constable Savage in real life.
Oh, and as I always say when commenting on this wanker; Nick Griffin is a child molester. My proof? He looks like one, so he is.
Feel free to join my list of stalkers, anonymous. Queue is out the door.
Dear Anonymous:
Taking your question as serious may be a genuine mistake on the EXCELLENT Mr. Duck's comment section, but I shall do so for JUST a tiny moment to answer your query.
On 9/11/01, a number of Saudi nationals, and a few other guys, got on board aircraft in the United States - aircraft that used to be MUCH easier to board and did not require removal of one's shoes to do so - killed the crews and proceeded to fly them into buildings such as the Pentagon and the World Trade Center.
They didn't do this just because Allahu Akbar - no, no indeed - they did it in order to try and impose their heinous and reprehensible "Sharia Law" on We the People of the United States.
Sharia Law that - for some fucking misbegotten whoreson reason includes not being able to say whatever you please as long as it is not harming another.
In response, the United States politely demanded that Afghanistan's government (the "Taliban" at the time) hand over the scumbag who had thought up this lovely ploy which killed thousands of people. The "Taliban" chose to refuse, and with the support and encouragement of the rest of the world, we proceeded to bomb their kasbah.
Then George Bush (May his name be forever reviled) decided to one-up his Daddy and invade Iraq. This has nothing to do with freedom of speech or anything else, it just had to do with George's lack of peen and/or brain.
Since Georgie didn't bother to finish the task in Afghanistan before he went prancing into Iraq to Mission Accomplish, President Obama is forced to find a reasonable method of ending both conflicts - and hopefully finally catching the islamfucker who started the whole mess.
Sorry for the encyclopedia, Mr. Duck.
Excellent, Scary.
I for one will be GLUED to the TV tonight. I wouldn't miss this for the world.
It's a nicely ironic twist that the vast majority of right thinking British people would happily see BNP members thrown out of our country, don't you think?
Nick Griffin:
"What are you doing here? *What* are you doing here?"
Was forced to sit in his general vicinity during the count for his MEP seat.
Having clearly not done so for the count, I wonder whether he will bother washing before this either.
Oh, Aunty M, I am so disappointed. I would have said something. Really really loudly.
Excellent one Scary, after years of reading this brilliant Blog, this one post prompted me to post my first ever comment!
HM: Hoorah!
I really must do more stuff like this.
Just to add my applause as well. Well said my good fellow, well said!
1): Google "BNP Membership" and follow the links, especially those for where you live and work.
2): View "Hitler's BNP membership gets leaked" on You Tube (from lolgriffin.blospot.com) and download it.
3): Ask as many people as possible to do 1) and 2) before "Question Time" tonight.
"What's the ugliest part of your body/ Some say your nose/Some say your toes/ But I think it's your mind"
>>They didn't do this just because Allahu Akbar - no, no indeed - they did it in order to try and impose their heinous and reprehensible "Sharia Law" on We the People of the United States.<<
From what in the world do you deduce that?
In their eyes, 9/11 was a revenge move for the US presence in the middle east.
>>In response, the United States politely demanded that Afghanistan's government (the "Taliban" at the time) hand over the scumbag who had thought up this lovely ploy which killed thousands of people. The "Taliban" chose to refuse, and with the support and encouragement of the rest of the world, we proceeded to bomb their kasbah.<<
I'm not a big fan of the scumbags called Taliban either, but well.. as far as i know, Big L still walks the earth. (afghan/pakistani mountains to be precise) Apparently, that guy plays hard to get.
Totally off topic, but is anyone else having problems getting into this page some days? Just a blue screen and no amusng 'sick in a hedge' or pictures of poor sweet Konnie? Any clever tech ideas why or is it just me?
It's just you. But seriously, there is a component on the page slowing the loading down a bit, probably one of the statcounter things. Maybe if Scary selected to publish fewer articles (10 is it set to?), say set it to the last 4 days worth, it might speed up a little.
Ooo. I love it when you're all outraged.
How DO these wankers get elected?
See, the difference between you and me, is that you believe that they have the freedom to say what the want, and we can then refute it; whereas I feel that they should be shot at every time they make a public appearance. When I heard that Dutch guy had shot Pym Fortuyn, I thought, 'Good'. I'm pretty sure I would feel the same way if Griffin et.al. met a similar fate.
well said.
Haven't you forgotten something? We (supposedly) live in a democracy, and everyone has a right to their opinion (supposedly) and we have (supposedly) free speech.
If Nick Griffin wants to mouth off about his beliefs (as you just have) then let him. You don't have to listen to him or believe him, just fucking ignore him. You don't have to vote BNP, or for the other turds like Gordon Brown, David Cameron and the other arseholes.
At least Nick Griffin hasn't destroyed our economy, made it impossible for us to get jobs, stopped OAP's from being able to afford to turn on their heating in the winter, send troops to their deaths in an illegal war. He hasn't had the chance.
I know who I shall be voting for in the next election. No fucker! I shall be at home trying to keep warm with my coat, hat and scarf and trying to make ends meet!
Oh yes, I'm all for this multicultural diversity, and welcoming new blood into our communities. Only last week one of these immigrants called me "a piece of white shit"; that made me feel really good. At least someone noticed that I exist!
And NO, I'm not in the BNP!
@Keith
Never mind K, take your mind off your troubles by enlarging Scary's Konnie Huq photo and having a wank* on her tits - I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
* If you have trouble in this regard these days, your local Mosque should be able to supply somebody to give you a hand.
@Keith Oh my goodness, blub blub, moan moan, poor you such a hard life moaning about everyone alse and not doing fuck all about it. Grow some balls!
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