I understand the top movie studios are in talks to bring a number of well-known children's TV programmes to the big screen.No, I say. Stop it now.
I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spoon than sit in front of a ninety minute episode of Dangermouse, for Dangermouse is full of FAIL and the top of a very slippery slope to anger, despair and The Dark Side.
Ditto Bananaman, Super Ted and - bloody hell - Fireman Sam.
There is only one children's programme for which I'd pay actual cash money to see in a full-length feature, and it is this:
Electric Blue Peter
There's no plot to speak of, just two hours of Konnie Huq trying to get her fridge repaired. By John Noakes and Peter Purves.
Then, Janet Ellis turns up to borrow a cup of sugar and Shep is absolutely no use at all...
For the colonial readers: Mr Rogers filthy filthy something filthy
Edit: Megan Washington unmasked as shameless Portuguese dwarf tickler
I LOLed. I LOLed out loud.
26 comments:
you sick sick sick sick duckuss
Personally I'd like to see Ringo Starr narrating the biopic on a man adept at the fine art of self love.
It could be called Thomas the W +++carrier lost+++
Magic round about! Balls to them.
Do you need to increase the dosage?
Jamie & The Magic Torch starring David Hasslehoff.
It's not pr0n, I know, but it'd make a wonderful movie.
Basil's Brush.
Somebody posted a draft of the shooting script for "Electric Blue Peter" on a closed site. I've been able to get this extract:
"...Konnie's dress falls off and Richard Bacon accidentally drops his Magic Powder over her nipples, he and Jamie Theakston can only remove it by inhaling it up their nostrils, meanwhile Katy Hill..."
(Unfortunately, at this point, there appears to be some fluid spilled on the script - does anybody have access to other parts of it?).
Konnie Huq: Yes.
But Dangermouse: also Yes. (But in a different way. Penfold however, is an entirely different matter)
I am shocked - SHOCKED! - that you disparage DM in such a way. How could you possibly let Baron Greenback win?
Awwww... I loved Danger Mouse as a kid but I agree a movie would be a terrible idea
Wake up SHEEPLE! Dangermouse is a pawn of ZaNu LieBORE in an attempt by GORDON CLOWN to control your minds!
Yup, time to increase the dosage.
Increase/decrease - one or the other.
I'm thinking the Friendly Giant or Mr. Dressup might work. But not Romper Room. Although I suspect that Rusty and Jerome from Friendly Giant might already be appearing as Flight of the Conchords.
what about Finger Mouse? did that get a mention? or would that be pr0n?
My dad used to tell me about Muffin the Mule. I think your idea has been done.
And the Oscar goes to ... Hong Kong Phooey the movie ( Rosemary the telephone operator gives the Great Hong Kong Phooey a ring in the filing cabinet )
p.s. Scary - breaking news: Megan Washington has been exposed on national TV as a notorious dwarf tickler.
Get down Shep!
Skippy the bush kangaroo.
*snerk*
I've posted it, Squeaky. Too funny not to let everyone in on the hilarity.
Who's Megan Washington?
Wrathston: Google is ur friend
I had that Konnie Huq in the back of me cab once.
Meh. It's getting so you need a translation guide around here.
@Brennig.
Was that had Konnie Huq or "had" Konnie Huq?
@Lord Andrew Of Goulding : Shhh. Tell no-one. Wink.
p.s. I don't have a cab. *sob*
I like the picture!
@ Brennig
Perhaps she'll give you a huq (or something that sounds like that!)
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