On old radios
"Hey Smudger," I say, "You know all about old radios an' stuff."
"Yeah. Well. I've got this question about old radios."
I've got this really old radio at home, an' I was wondering what the 'AFC' button does."
"That's Automatic Frequency Control, that is. It's for old FM radios to keep 'em on frequency."
"Oh. Right. Y'see – my sister always told me it meant 'Alistair Fuckerface Coleman'."
"Well, yeah. It could mean that an' all."
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