During the hours of daylight, something far more sinister is afoot. Set back from the road, in a small wooded glade is this, a structure straight out of every child's worst killer-clown nightmares:
Look closer, and it's a shipping container disguised as a gingerbread house disguised as a snack bar. But where are they shipping to? YOUR CREEPY UNCLE'S HOUSE, that's where.
They've got specials on small children, and smaller children. Also, puppies.
I challenge you to find a creepier road-side snack-bar anywhere in the world.
3 comments:
Uncle?
That's a Baba Yaga franchise.
TRUE FACT*: When suffering the stress of London living, Ian Fleming would often drive down to the Dorset coast to inhale the vapours. The structure he saw in this very lay-by would resurface some years later in the novel and film Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang,
*may contain lie.
I've been there..! Although NOT in the transvestite dogging sense obviously...
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