Buoyed by the recent £2 bargain purchase of a copy of Primal Scream's Screamdelica, I am mooching through the CD racks at our local charity shop. Having moved from the book shelves after checking for the obligatory copy of "The World According to Clarkson", something has gone awry."My God! It's all Daniel O'Donnell!"
The entire rack is nothing but Daniel O'Donnell CD after Daniel O'Donnell CD.
"Somebody must have REALLY gone off Daniel O'Donnell," I say.
"Or," says Jane, offering the more likely scenario, "they done a die."
And that answers that particular question: What's worse than your granny's Daniel O'Donnell collection?
Your granny's haunted Daniel O'Donnell collection.
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I had to google the fellow. Apparently, he's known as "wee" Daniel.
Was there a whiff of ammonia?
I always assumed that he was referred to as 'wee' as this is what the vast majority of his fans smell of.
No, it's as in "We are the Daniel O'Donnell. Your culture will be assimilated and adapted to service ours."
Weirdly, I thought initially that it was an old photo of David Tennant. There's quite a similarity - and you never see the two together.
Maybe O'Donnell reinvented himself as Tennant...
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