Sunday, July 22, 2012

Hyperbole corner

From a recent edition of the super soaraway Hemel Gazette, officially Britian's most dull local newspaper, serving Britain's dullest town:

Will it? WILL IT?

That's the sort of headline that will cause local panic, people running around shouting "Think of the house prices! Won't anybody think of the house prices?!"

Purists will also note the inappropriate news sponsor

More dull news in the Dull News in Local Newspapers section of Angry People in Local Newspapers.

Meanwhile, regular reader Alan Galaxy sends me this little shop of horrors.

Comic Sans: The Font of Champions. I neither condone nor encourage arson, but no jury in the country would dare convict.

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