Meat is murder, said celebrity whinge-basket Morrissey, and he is right. Tasty, tasty murder. However, pop music can make up for its meat-devouring ways by simply re-naming a few popular beat combos to help publicise the surge toward vegetarianism.
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So Salad CrewLet's hear it for Veggie Bands, everybody!
Dexy's Midnight Runner Beans
Rocket With Parmesan Shavings and Balsamic Vinegar From The Crypt
Bachmann Turnip Overdrive
Frankie Goes To Holland&Barrett
The Hummus League
Men Without Ham
The Dave Clark Five-a-Day