Monday, July 02, 2012

My doomed love for the freakishly thicked-lipped but oh-so-curvy Sophia from the Dolmio adverts

Another day, and another million punters finding this site because they googled "Dolmio woman", and I have no idea why.

All that I know is that it is still wrong to fancy the freakishly thicked-lipped but oh-so-curvy Sophia from the Dolmio adverts, mostly because she's a) freakishly thicked-lipped and b) she's a puppet.

However, my investigations take me to the Dolmio website, where I grab this image:

What, I ask, is going on with freakishly thicked-lipped but oh-so-curvy Sophia?

For a start, does she know she's carrying a broken arm? Possibly the result of a street brawl with those Ragu bastards.

For second, once you straighten it out, it hangs somewhere around her ankles with a hand the size of a workman's shovel.

Oh, freakishly thicked-lipped, monkey-armed but oh-so-curvy Sophia from the Dolmio adverts. I can never love you.

3 comments:

TRT said...

Oh ho! But do we have some special sauce for her macaroni tubes, eh?! Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. And we can overlook the fact she reeks of garlic.

NellieVaughn said...

I have never seen these ads, but I love her anyway. We have something in common. Our monkey arms.

TRT said...

She's probably got fat lips from being slapped by that drunken wop boyfriend of hers.