As Official Fridge Monitor, I rule with a rod of iron. And this mean that when things go wrong, something has to be said. And recently, people - accidentally or otherwise - have been leaving the fridge door open.
While this is a laudable attempt to battle global warming one fridge at a time, it does mean that your milk tends to go off rather quicker than intended. Time to use SARCASM.
That'll learn those fridge door curs