Tuesday, August 28, 2012

My misguided campaign to get more religion on television

There's not nearly enough religious programming on television.

Yes, that sounds ridiculous coming from an atheist, but I am convinced that certain programmes will be hugely improved by adding a religious undertone.

You know what I want to see? I want to see an evangelical version of The Apprentice, in which Bishop Alan Sugar gets to point at a trembling vicar who has over-ordered on the communion wine and say "Canon, you're fired" every week.

That would be ACES.

Here endeth the lesson.

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