The Egham Pecker OF DOOM

At last, the Wote Street Willy, Basingstoke's contribution to the world of phallic public artwork, has some serious competition. Head down to Surrey, turn right and follow the signs for Egham, and you see this:

Calm down, ladies, it's not real. A real one is MUCH bigger than that.

The Good Egg Pecker OF DOOM. And it's got the locals a little hot under the collar.

Then head north to Rotherham, and there the interested specatator may see a couple of tits on the High Street. [Ed: I think you'll find that those are the Chuckle Brothers]