"The Coastguard confirmed that the sinking was caused by an elephant-shaped hole in the side of the craft. Police have been asked to look out for a bearded idiot, last seen heading for a country without an extradition treaty."
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Me and an Elephant and a Boat
Last year, I gave an elephant to the Cultural Olympiad's Boat Project. Now it is on a boat.
"The Coastguard confirmed that the sinking was caused by an elephant-shaped hole in the side of the craft. Police have been asked to look out for a bearded idiot, last seen heading for a country without an extradition treaty."
"The Coastguard confirmed that the sinking was caused by an elephant-shaped hole in the side of the craft. Police have been asked to look out for a bearded idiot, last seen heading for a country without an extradition treaty."
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You mean you sent someone a package and the actually opened it? Brave people, very brave.
Told you your hair looked better a little longer.
Elephant? What elephant?
I've just noticed that you bear a striking resemblance to disgraced Olympic athlete Nadzeya Ostapchuk.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/19242736
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