Thursday, March 04, 2010

On being called a tool

On being called a tool

"I'm going up to my place in Fakenham for the weekend. Is there anything you might want?"

"Yes. Yes there is"

"And what might that be?"

"Find out if there's a town nearby called Genuinenham."

"You tool."

10 comments:

Pseudonymph said...

It amazes me the amount of people around here driving with one of these products
http://www.thule.com.au/
on the roof of their car.
Could they just not get it tattooed on their head, so we know at all times?

Lord Andrew of Goulding said...

Genuinenham?

Wouldn't that just be Nham?

MarkMcL said...

Whenever I drive down the A3 and see signs for Effingham I always wish for a sign saying Blindingham. Toodle-Pip!

Debster said...

Better a tool than a git.

TRT said...

Could be Kosherham, although that's an oxymoron.

Rik said...

LOL@TRT

What about the two real villages on the Essex Hertfordshire border? One full of ladies of the night and the other full of Virgins.

Much Hadham and Little Hadham

*G*R*U*N*T*I*L*D*A* said...

What about "Fuckenham"...any chance that exists?

WrathofDawn said...

Dildo, Newfoundland.

I rest my case, m'lord.

Donna said...

Orkney and Shetland both have a Twatt .

Not a lot you can add to that really.

Anonymous said...

I live in Fakenham!!! Now off to check your pictures out to see if I recognize you, and will introduce myself if I ever see you in town. Obviously this will all be done in a totally non-stalkerish way....

I enjoy reading your squit, keep up the good work.