Someone passed this doozy on to me:Q. What's Sherlock Holmes' favourite magazine?
A. What's On
Now wait just one cotton-pickin' moment. Are you sure?
As they say in the adverts "Other magazines are available". Let's see what's on the news stand for the world's greatest sleuth.
- Horse and Hound of the Baskervilles
- More iarty!
- Cocaine Enthusiast
- Something something bizarre citrus fruit up the wrong hole something. Weekly.
People with jokes: Think about your alternative punchlines and the danger they bring.
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First from the same hemisphere for a change!
*waves at all the NHers
I was reading in the sealed section of Home Beautiful - "It's a lemon entry" about a lovely yellow doorway.
p.s. Whats a "NHers"?
Northern Hemisphere. I think the Nypmh is on the move.
Holmes and Gardens?
Audrey: WINS
Period Holmes?
Tadler.
I believe he had a youth club called the Baker Street Irregulars who could identify each other not by a secret handshake but by their peculiar gait.
Red Headed League
Dancing Men's Health
Pipe monthly
Official Detective Stories
What? It's a magazine. Okay, then.
Popular Holmes Craft
Victorian Holmes
Is that better?
Also:
*waves at Pseudonymph*
I can see you from here!
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