BBC News: Stirling Moss, 80, survives 30-foot plunge down lift shaft
Death: WOAH, SLOW DOWN MATE. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, STIRLING MOSS?
Stirling Moss: Why, yes. As a matter of fact I am.
Death: (Consults large, dusty book entitled 'Aaron A. Moses - Zachary Z. Most') RIGHT YOU ARE. I'VE GOT YOU DOWN FOR ANOTHER LAP OF HONOUR. OFF YOU GO, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'RE DONE.
Stirling Moss: Yoinks!
Death: YOU SPAWNY BUGGER. NEXT!
11 comments:
Some say it would take more than a thirty foot drop down a lift shaft to kill him.
All we know is, he's called The Stig.
And FIRST!
Stifling effort, as always. And second! Although by the time this comment loads, I may be 10th. *stops whining and waves at TRT
Ow. And turd.
Fourth for surviving 30-foot plunges down a lift shaft.
Shouldn't someone be enjoying the Arctic Circle and not blogging?? ;)
Is he dead yet?
Apparently the BBC were working on a new daytime TV show, presented by Kristian Digby.
"To Die or not to Die."
Of course, he had a soft landing. The lift shaft was covered in moss.
There was already something a bit Discworld about the entire story. Now we know why!
A rolling moss gathers no...
...um.
I got nuthin'.
He should have taken the stairs.
the naked truth. okay well almost naked.
the angel of death. born, in high heaven on june 13, 01.
died: year of the horned one 10.9
reborn into eternity.
watch yeselves me lads and lassies come one foggy brit night, the moon
obscure, ye out a-courtin' and on ye way home kiss a swell horny-eyed toad, call him his royal browness and ask him to deliver ye soul the your one and only.....
signed: the devil's mistress.
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