On peddle stools
We're talking about football. Again.
"You know the trouble with your John Terry an' all your millionaire footballers?"
"No. But I suppose you're going to tell us anyway."
"It's kids. They just put them up on a peddle stool."
"A peddle stool. The overpaid, under-achieving See You Next Tuesdays."
"And then what do they do? Ride away on it?"
"Sorry mate, you've lost me."