On little victories
Dear Mr Duck
Thank you for the final payment on your account, which is now cleared. Thank you for being a customer with us.
Please note you have been charged £1.25 for a paper copy of this notice.
Send payment of the balance to us within 14 working days.
So I reply...
Dear Bastard Corp
Thank you for your letter advising me that my account was fully paid.
I also note your demand for £1.25, being your company's fee for telling me my account balance is now clear, which I am happy to pay.
Please note that you have been charged £1.26 for a paper copy of this notice.
Send payment of the balance of £0.01 to us within 14 working days.
S Duck, BSc (Hons)