Halellujah, Spang indeed!
Looking at that picture makes me wonder. . . .How's the wife these days?
Huzzah!Proof of the lackin magic sky zombie!
Keith: She's having a lie-in.That's right. A lie-in.
Get some pigs in.GT
*SPANG*You hit them over the head with a lamp-post?I guess they saw the light after all.I hope there weren't any witnesses.
I still prefer ceiling cat... no *SPANG* needed. Just a little swat and some munching. =)
Now you've gone and done it...mark my words...two more of 'em will show up in his place, and then four, and then six! You think a whack job stops them?? Punk'd!
Psssst!.............. any room in there for a couple of Jehova's Witnesses?
You going to put some tomato canes or sweetpeas on that?
My father held the world record for JW-proofing our house. A family across the street used board them, so we were a sitting target. Every time a new pair arrived, everyone on the street would get a visit.One day, two of them showed up at the door and my father decided he'd had enough. He talked to them and talked to them and talked to them AND TALKED THEM ALMOST DED TO DETH. I looked out about an hour later and they were at the end of the walkway, trying to make their escape. I think he even shouted things out to them as they were walking away down the sidewalk (pavements). They never, ever returned. Ever. I imagined theRE being a map on the wall of the bedroom they stayed in with our house labelled, "DO NOT GO THERE. OCCUPANT IS CLEARLY MAD."
Give them a kiss. On the lips. With tongues.
Plod tip off line, teh bodies are under the patio if you want the back garden doing too.
Dawn - my auntie did that. She was a rabid Christian Scientist and told them in great detail where they were wrong.
@ Ninja LOL
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