Hello. I am Scaryduck Junior and I am excellent.Ted runs the Pokemon Club at our school. This makes his a dweeb, a geek and a nerd, for I would never take part in such and activity as long as an internet exists.
Ted is a little bit strange because he has to say the word "cupo" at the beginning and the end of everything he says.
For eg: "Cupo. Good morning. Cupo."
If we play our cards right we could make his head ACTUALLY explode. For eg, again:
"Cupo. Good morning. Cupo."
"What's that you keep saying, Ted?"
"Cupo. It's 'cupo'. Cupo."
"Repeat that, plz?"
"Cupo. Cupo 'cupo' cupo. Cupo."
And so on, forever, until you deliver the final, deadly shot:
"Oh, I meant to tell you, Ted. Your dog's dead*"
"Cupo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Cupo."
Ted is sixteen years old.
Degree of difficulty: Cupo. All comments must follow strict 'cupo' grammar. Cupo.
* Cupo. Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead as well. Cupo.
17 comments:
Cupo. I choose you, Pick-and-Choose! Cupo.
Cupo. Second for insomnia. Cupo.
Cupo. Good work on the correct cupo grammar. Cupo.
Cupo. Except for the word his instead of him. Cupo.
I take it he watches a lot of Dr Who and doesnt have a girlfriend?
Cupo. What is the significance of "cupo"? Cupo.
Cupo. Oh. Cupo. Cupo. The urban dictionary explains everything. Cupo. Cupo. LOL Cupo.
Cupo. He might get a McJob making drinks. Cupo.
Cupo. McCup of McCoffee? Cupo
Cupo. Is that pronounced "cuppo" like cup of tea, or "coopo" like hanging with Mr. Cooper? Cupo.
Cliff: Cupo. Coopo. Cupo.
Cupo. Surely it should be ceyoopo like new? Cupo.
Cupo. If a cupo could couper wood how much wood would a cupo couper. Cupo.
Cupo. I just looked it up. Cupo. Cupo. Poor, poor geeky Ted. Cupo.
Cupo. You started your comment with Cliff, not cupo Cliff: Cupo. Coopo. Cupo. Cupo.
Cupo. Cliff: So I did. Next time, I shall remember to say cupo. Cupo.
It actually isn't "cupo"... it's "kupo." "Kupo" is what little white monsters called Moogles say all the time in the Final Fantasy games, and it has nothing to do with Pokemon.
Change this post or you risk raising the ire of gamers everywhere! Er, or not. It's cool. Nobody should actually be saying it in real life, so the ridicule is totally deserved.
Cupo*. Moogles. Cupo.
*where c = k
"Nobody should actually be saying it in real life, so the ridicule is totally deserved"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cupo. Kevin in Salford - on the naughty step. Cupo.
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