Cupo. On Cupo. Cupo
Hello. I am Scaryduck Junior and I am excellent.
Ted runs the Pokemon Club at our school. This makes his a dweeb, a geek and a nerd, for I would never take part in such and activity as long as an internet exists.
Ted is a little bit strange because he has to say the word "cupo" at the beginning and the end of everything he says.
For eg: "Cupo. Good morning. Cupo."
If we play our cards right we could make his head ACTUALLY explode. For eg, again:
"Cupo. Good morning. Cupo."
"What's that you keep saying, Ted?"
"Cupo. It's 'cupo'. Cupo."
"Repeat that, plz?"
"Cupo. Cupo 'cupo' cupo. Cupo."
And so on, forever, until you deliver the final, deadly shot:
"Oh, I meant to tell you, Ted. Your dog's dead*"
"Cupo. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Cupo."
Ted is sixteen years old.
Degree of difficulty: Cupo. All comments must follow strict 'cupo' grammar. Cupo.
* Cupo. Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead as well. Cupo.