They're going to allow product placement on television. In the near future, viewers are going to be assaulted with none-too-subtle plugs for consumer products to teach us all a lesson for zapping out all the adverts with our Sky+ boxes.If they're going to go all Truman Show on us, why not go the whole hog? Product placement may be about to become a reality, but how about selling off the naming rights to programmes? This could conceivably rakes in millions for our television networks, at only minor inconvenience to viewers.
Let's have a look at a few deals that have already been tied up pending the government go-ahead:
- Bird's Eye Coronation Chicken Street
- News at Tena Lady
- Pie in the Sky Sports HD only £49 fully installed!
- Going for Golden Wonder
- Star Trek: Chrysler Voyager
- Electric Blue Peter
- The MaX Factor
- Watney's Party Seven Political Broadcast
- Strictly Lamb's Navy Rum Dancing
- Hole in the Wall's tasty, tasty pork sausages
Now: Your turn, while I nip off to try a tasty, tasty POT NOODLE. Mmmm.... POT NOODLE.
15 comments:
Ooh First Direct
McJamie's McSchool McDinners
Panadolorama.
Cillit Bang say "goodbye" to Grimewatch.
Life on Mars a day helps you work rest and play.
Plz to not snort the pot noodles.
Aero Crash Investigations
The MaX Factor
Oops. Hit return too early. You're making it up!
Top Kia.
Cillit Bang Goes The Theory.
Cadbury’s Dairy Milk Farmer Wants A Wife.
Midsomer Murder Breaks with Thomson Holidays.
The ASDA Price is Right.
And in repeats:
The Bud Light Love Boat
Hoover Vacuum presents: CSI: Hooverville
Perrier Mason
These are funnier if you are 40 and 'Merkan.
Or 50 and Canuckistanian!
*may only make sense on the western side of t'Atlantic*
-Saved by the Bell Mobile
-Little Mosque on the Prairie Bible Institute
-Maxwell House
-Ganong Chicken Bones
-One Tree Hill Bros. Coffee
House MD morgages
okay would ya like to try my english rum triffle? you yout-tubbers of yesteryear and here never fear, it is the best you won't regret, one last morsel of pleasure upong your taste buds. It's $100.00 in USD by the way!
aint delephine so delightful, who knows try me erotica sometime huh?!?
do sign onto: flewtheucoop.com.tvorelseme? and i will really get you going. snore, snore, it could be anything but a real bore.
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