La RouxHow do you do,
La Roux?
People say your music's poo,
La Roux.
But I think it's skill,
Especially 'In For The Kill',
And your hair goes downhill,
And your mum was in The Bill,
La Roux.
The dreadful thing is this: once you start you know you just can't stop.
So, The People's Poet presents his latest masterwork:
Ode to Emmanuel Eboue
Eboue.Eboue, Eboue.
You're quite handy with the ball
When you play for the Arsenal
Even though some people call
You crap, Eboue.
Eboue
They're not without reason
Because you were shite last season
When you played like Liam Neeson
In the bit where he got killed TO DEATH in Star Wars
Even though we all agreed it should have been Jar Jar Binks
But now you're OK
Eboue.
The People's Poet demands a poem about your favourite star. Now. Do it NOW.
12 comments:
"The Duck"
A sonnet by Number One Not Stalky At All Fan.
Scaryduck, Scaryduck
When I write your comments,
I really am in luck.
Most people think,
You couldn't give a ......
toss
Scaryduck, Scaryduck
When I read your posts,
Your misunderstood wit.
I can't understand how
Most people think it's ....
not worthy of Best Blog in Europe.
Scaryduck, Scaryduck,
I'm working in the word 'shunts'
Your column, your gift to the world
Is adored by several,
And the rest of the world are....
people without internet access in remote hillside villages in Papua New Guinea.
By Aunty Brenda
I'm a poet
And I know it.
Debster, Debster,
You really should be in a Webster
Dictionary, along with
Scary
and all.
Under the definition of close, but no cigar
Because Aunty Brenda laughs
Ha ha
You're hardly ever first.
I personally love La Roux and have listened to their album at least eight times from start to finish :)
There was a man who acted like a Doris
I think his name was Boris
But James, that doesn't rhyme. Oops, but neither doth mine.
Ode to the Stones
Mick Mick
You're probably a prick
In your real life self
and your lip's like a shelf.
and you slur your words when you sing
anything.
Keith, Keith,
Have you ever been to Leith?
You could stand on your head
even though you've been dead
for at least a decade
from the way that it looks.
Charlie, Charlie
Nothing rhymes with Charlie
Except maybe Carly
Riding a Harley
But that has no bearing on this
Bill Bill
Bill Bill
I have run out of words
Play guitar.
James: I've never heard it called *that* before
There was a young fellow called Duck
Recently down on his luck
When he published his blog
He laughed like a dog
and couldn't find anything in the last line to rhyme with duck.
Kanye West says "I ROCK",
but I think that he's a cock.
I nominate Sewmouse for best pome based purely on the
Keith, Keith,
Have you ever been to Leith?
You could stand on your head
even though you've been dead
for at least a decade
from the way that it looks.
bit.
"Enya, Enya
I loves ya with a passion
althought it's not the fashion
and means that I am sorely out of step.
But Enya, Enya
I simply canna ken ya
lyrics."
No autographs, plz.
an ode to Heath Ledger, not dead, but then still, oh heathy babe, of you I cannot concieve of why you are still yet to be a part of the dead-undead. Of though it may be quite okay, I may say that if you are truly dead, then we will still meet in our astral non-fiction flights of delight way way after midnight and yet woe is me before the dawn has invaded our eyes and the pearly-pink and egg shell blue skies, of thqat I cannot deny it is u , only u( okay not) who knew then, nay not such as I a fruitcake in disguise, but then we all know what you truly still are in the realm of the dead-undead, a superstar by far, with your glittery gossmer fairy wings of thee I sing to dewll forever in the never-never land of which we will never allow you to leave. Cause Casanova you gottit goin' and goin' ya know like the energizer bunny,,,,,,hummph, nay I may have to part for awhile til the next sunshine makes me curse ever so loudly and vulgarly, and yet it is you and Andy Gibb and then some, of which my clouds pick me up and fly me away!
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