To the shops and a present for my charming wife – one of those Ped Egg things they've been advertising on the electric television.Just the thing if you've got square feet and need something to file off the edges without drawing blood and bleeding all over the house.
And what a present! The finest As-seen-on-TV JML precision engineering – nothing says "No offence, darling, but you've got square feet" quite like it.
You could tell she was pleased with my thoughtful gift by the way she said nothing at all, and ran, sobbing tears of joy, to our bedroom, joyfully slamming the door behind her.
And my reward. What a reward!
My favourite dinner – a specially-prepared Spaghetti Bolognaise.
With lashings and lashings of freshly-grated parmesan.
Om nom nom, and indeed, nom.
16 comments:
Bon appefeet.
Well, you're easy to please. I'll bear that in mind should you ever hop over this side of the Channel. In fact, I'll start stocking up on little delicacies as of today.
What a coincidence. I got given one of these for my birthday recently. Are they on special offer or something?
Personally I'd be more worried about the set of steak knives that it came with...
It'll be an iron, next year, then?
A power drill, actually
And no doubt she will express her delight at that gift by way of ridding you of that nagging toothache will a little "at home" dentistry.
Also - check recent supermarket till receipts for purchase of Parmesan. I suspect you will not find any.
No, a hoover. The gift that goes on sucking.
A mitre saw. She'll always find a use for one of those.
Aunty Brenda - once she's used those steak knives, he'll worry no more. The only thing saving him is the fact that she probably wouldn't want to eat or cut anything that had that much 'parmesan' inside it.
Scary, you can take the leftovers to work tomorrow for lunch ( in a sock ).
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What do you know, we had spaghetti bolognese feat. parmeggiano for lunch today.
How resourceful of TFMD during these difficult economic times. A real feat of grocery budget legedermain.
*ahem*
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