Clearly you are having to view your "willy" using a mirror because of the overhanging gut - get back on the rowing machine, stairmaster and exercise bike - you are possibly holding the mirror at an unflattering angle. When the fragrant Mrs Duck is not around experiment with angles, and different mirrors - are you using a fairground mirror or a shaving mirror? If your "willy" does resemble this carrot get to your doctors immediately and ask for the "unction" and make peace with your maker.
I repeat: A CARROT IN THE SHAPE OF A MAN'S WILLY.
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Scary: do you refer to the Rorschach inkblot test as the "willy picture test"?
It would appear to have a secondary thin willy behind as well.
Clearly you are having to view your "willy" using a mirror because of the overhanging gut - get back on the rowing machine, stairmaster and exercise bike - you are possibly holding the mirror at an unflattering angle. When the fragrant Mrs Duck is not around experiment with angles, and different mirrors - are you using a fairground mirror or a shaving mirror?
If your "willy" does resemble this carrot get to your doctors immediately and ask for the "unction" and make peace with your maker.
That's NUFFINK!
I've seen a man's willy in the shape of a carrot.
Brenda - was his name Gordon?
I agree though, if your willy is actually that shape you need some sort of surgery, or is that what happened after the vasectomy?
This is what happens when you give up on your tomato experiments, and start working on the vegetable patch.
Even the rabbit doesn't want to touch it!
You've been at the specialist magazines again, haven't you.
And is that Bummy Rabbit?
So that's what a Member from Parliament looks like or possibly "Why he left Madonna."
Richard: That is Rubbish Rabbit, who is not bmmy in any way at all.
Your house isn't by any chance sat on a previously active landfill for nuclear waste, is it? Or a long-abandoned Indian Cemetary?
Just wondering.
I like the way it seems to have little eyes and a face with green hair ...
And FTW, have a look at http://www.fmylife.com/ today as there are some particularly woe-ful comments.
I concur with the other diagnoses...if this is what your willy looks like, you should have it looked at by a professional. Or a doctor...
#Debi
Oooohhh, that was a nice one!
Oh, dear Duckuss. See a doctor. STAT.
That is all.
My goodness man, have you got a strange looking willy.
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