Saturday, July 04, 2009

On Rule 34, again

On Rule 34, again

Having electrocuted myself completely TO DEATH last weekend, and having made the equally fatal mistake of deciding to blog about it, I fired up Google Images for a suitable pic to steal to accompany my rantings.

Imagine my complete and utter lack of surprise to learn from the simple search term "electrocution" that not only does electrocution porn exist, it also throws up search results on the first page. Rule 34 of the Internet strikes again.

If anything is an argument for the enforced return to clockwork-powered clockwork cucumbers, this is it.

The sick fucks.

Shocked I was, shocked.

16 comments:

Squeakypony said...

I'm shocked too.

p.s. Do you put clockwork cucumbers in studded leather salads?

p.p.s. A weekend furst.

Debster said...

Do you never sleep Squeaky?

Aunty Brenda said...

Purely in the interest of research, I did try to find some current electro porn. Short of a bit of AC/DC there was NUTHIN except a few re-volting pictures.
Except for that link with the lady wanting to show everyone her meter box.

Debster said...

Was it the slot type?

Richard said...

I would check but I'm in Crewe Library at the moment and even though I have seen someone from the scabbier edge of local society viewing pr0n in here, you're not catching me out like that.

Lord Likely said...

I knew a fellow who got his jollies from hooking his tally-whacker up to a battery, and sending an electrical current running through it.

I believe such a practice is known as 'pole-volting'.

Dexter-san said...

I checked. I can't believe it. You're LYING.
Or using the porn-enabled version of Google Search. I've always wanted that one.
But I found your blog when I searched for "electrocution porn"...

The Wrath of Dawn said...

Do you people have no ohm to go to?

Misty said...

After considering hown diligent Scary is about reporting only things that are 100% true and correct, I also went to Google Images and typed in the term "electrocution".

Other than some 'warning signs' and so, I found this, this, and this

So that's how Scary gets his jollies, eh?

Erin said...

I mostly found definitions of 'electrocution' but one notable hit was someone apparently high on PCP getting fried on a powerline. Unpleasant, and not remotely related to porn. At least, I hope not!

Donna said...

Instead of a battery you could get the same result from a TENS machine, normally used for pain releif.

Beats the transformer we used as kids when we played at Gestapo Tortured.

Debster said...

@ Dawn - Watt?

Erin said...

Donna - I've used TENS, and it never once occurred to me that it might be used for electrocution porn... This puts a whole new spin on OT/PT!

The Wrath of Dawn said...

I've used a TENS as well and didn't make the connection, either.

Geddit?

TRT said...

@ Dawn,
That's why you were fired from the orchestra - you are a terrible conductor.

Chinook said...

I too thought that I had 'seen everything' until one sad day I discovered the existence of 'Alien Porn'
Jsz-fkn-krst!!! Who are these people?

Don't believe me? Google it.